本集介绍: 20世纪30年代的中原。讲礼村出了个好讲理的杨百顺,此人名为百顺却百事不顺。磨豆腐、杀猪、染布、挑水,杨百顺行行走不通,处处碰壁,然而只有剃头的外国牧师老詹和寡妇吴香香能懂他。延津大办社火,百顺表现出众一举成名,赢得延津新学校 长的女儿秦曼卿的芳心。身份的悬殊使有情人难成 眷属,秦曼卿被迫嫁给阴狠的新任警察局长高得令,杨百顺则入赘寡妇吴香香家。香香的地下情人罗五在狱中得知此婚事,杀警越狱嫁祸杨百顺,从此百顺、罗五两人各自亡命天涯。延津县长韩敬明,上要阿谀省府耿专员,下要防范副县长丁梓护联合地方黑势力篡权夺位,房中还要私藏巨款,每日如履薄冰。看尽事态万千,尝遍人生苍凉,杨百顺带着巧玲和灯盏踏上寻找孩子母亲的征程。
本片根据刘震云的《一句顶一万句》改编而成。
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